El me gatt

Ivan Della Mea (1940-2009)

A l’han trovàa distes in mezz a i orti:
i oeucc a eren ross e un poo sversàa,
me piasaria savè chi l’è quel ostia
che al me gatt la panscia al g’ha sbüsàa…

L’era insci bell, insci simpatich,
negher e bianch, propri on belée,
se ciapi quel che l’ha copàa
mi a pesciàa ghe s’ceppi ‘l dedrée!

I amis m’han dit “L’è stada la Ninetta
quella cont la gambeta sifolina,
l’emm vista in mezz ai orti ier matina
che la lumava ‘l gatt cont un cortel”.

L’è malmostosa, de bruta cera,
e l’ha g’ha on nas svisser e gross,
vedella in gir fa propi péna
e tucc i fioeu ghe dann adoss.

Incoeu a l’hoo spetada in via Savona
dopo mezzdì, quand lee la torna a cà,
ghe sont rivàa adrée a la barbona
e su la gamba giusta giò legnàa!

Hoo sentù on crach de ossa rott,
l’è ‘ndada in tera come on fagott,
lee la vusava “oi mamma mia”
me sont stremì, sont scapàa via…

Stasera voo a dormì al rifurmatóri,
in quel di Filangieri al numer duu,
m’han dàa del teddy-boy, del brut demòni,
mi sont convint istess d’avegh reson!

Se g’hoo de divv, o brava gent,
de la Ninetta me frega niént!
L’è la giustissia che me fa tort,
Ninetta è viva, ma el gatt l’è mort,
l’è la giustissia che me fa tort,
Ninetta è viva, ma el gatt l’è mort!

My Cat

Translated by: Francesco Ciabattoni

They found it laying in the fields
Its eyes were red and rolled back
I’d like to know who is the scum
Who cut open my cat’s belly.

He was so cute and nice,
black and white, really beautiful
if I catch whoever killed him
I’ll kick his ass hard.

My friends told me “it was Ninetta,
that woman with a lame leg
they saw her yesterday morning
looking at the cat with a knife!”

She is grumpy and has an ugly face
a large, Swiss nose
if you see her walking around she really looks pitiful
all the kids badger her.

So I went and waited for her in via Savona
after noon, when she returns home
I sneaked up behind the old woman
and I hit her on the good leg.

I heard a “crack” of breaking bones
she collapsed like an empty bag
and cried “mamma mia”
I got scared and ran away.

I’m spending the night in jail,
via Filangieri 2,
they called me a hooligan and a crook,
but I know I’m right.

You know what I tell all you good people?
I don’t give a damn about Ninetta
It’s justice that’s done me wrong:
Ninetta is alive, but my cat is dead.
It’s justice that’s done me wrong:
Ninetta is alive, but my my cat is dead